The waxworks museum in Niagara Falls is open late. And that’s excellent news, because by far the best time to experience it is after a fair few drinks in the gaudy bars of the Canadian Vegas.
It is at this time that meeting a waxwork that looks a bit like one of the Bee Gees, but turns out to be one-dimensional action star Jason Statham, invites guffaws of laughter rather than puzzlement.
Similarly, when Michael J Fox has gone so far into the future he could pass for Angela Merkel, it’s downright hilarious. Other people may be trawling through, nodding earnestly and the weird approximations of C-Grade celebrities, but emboldened with the effects of neon-coloured cocktails, the whole museum takes on a different dimension. Michael J. Fox, purportedly.” src=”http://www.smh苏州夜总会招聘.au/content/dam/images/g/y/t/e/3/c/image.imgtype.articleLeadwide.620×349.png/1507002697245.png” title=”” width=”100%”>
Michael J. Fox, purportedly.
Wax museums are odd places, and an absolute staple on lists of tourist traps not worth the money. But they are undeniably popular. The Madame Tussauds brand, in particular, has managed to worm its way around the world. It may be inexcusably naff, it may be eye-wateringly expensive, and there may be several dozen better things to do in town, yet somehow Tussauds will keep coining it in.
The original Madame was Marie Tussaud, who at the age of six moved from her native France to Bern in Switzerland. Her mother worked there as a housekeeper for local doctor Philippe Curtius.
But Curtius had another string to his bow – he was skilled in making wax figures, an art that had been going since the Middle Ages.
Back in medieval times, waxworks weren’t made so that people could coo at celebrity likenesses – they were made for royalty to form part of their funeral procession.
The effigy would be made, then clothed in the deceased royal’s own clothes, and carried on top of the coffin during the funeral procession. The waxworks replaced the actual corpses – a few unfortunate experiences in hot weather made the funeral planners think twice about carrying rotting dead bodies on top of the coffin.
The waxworks also had the benefit of surviving the funeral, so they were often put on display. It turned out that people were willing to pay to see them, and thus an industry was born.
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Curtius later moved to Paris to open a waxworks gallery, and his talents were noticed by the French royal court, to which he became the semi-official waxwork maker. He also spotted that young Marie had a eye for it, and taught her the skills of the trade.
The prot??g?? soon became the master. Tussaud’s first model was of Voltaire, and then she proceeded to churn out other big names of the day. But she was perceived as a royal sympathiser, and faced the guillotine after the French Revolution. She was saved after an intervention from dramatist Jean-Marie Collot d’Herbois, and then earned a crust by making death masks for the prominent victims of the revolution.
She later ended up touring Britain for 33 years before opening her first permanent waxwork exhibition, and the rest is history.
The Tussaud name is above the waxwork museum in Niagara Falls. But it is Louis Tussaud’s, rather than Madame Tussauds. And Louis, bless him, hasn’t left quite the same legacy.
Louis was Marie’s great-grandson, and worked as a wax-sculptor at her famous London museum. But his brother was appointed chief artist and manager, so Louis left in a huff to set up on his own. His first effort burned to the ground within six months, so he moved to northern seaside resort Blackpool. The Louis Tussaud’s there is now a Madame Tussauds after being taken over. And the outpost in Great Yarmouth, Norfolk, regularly dubbed the home of the world’s worst waxworks, closed in 2012.
So it is left to Niagara Falls to carry this dubious torch, and boy are some of the waxworks a bit special. Queen Victoria has the ham-faced look of former British PM David Cameron, Beyonce looks suspiciously white and closer to Ivanka Trump than Mrs Z, while Bruce Willis comes across as a snooker player.
Nicole Kidman and Halle Berry have a peculiar robotic quality to them, Daniel Craig looks more like former Liverpool and England footballer Steven Gerrard than James Bond, while Tom Cruise is James McEvoy after eating cheese for three days straight and suffering the cheese-sweat consequences.
But while the pop and movie stars are bad, the politicians and royals are worse. Sniggering breaks into outright howling when Prince William and Kate come into view. The latter is seemingly modelled on Today presenter Lisa Wilkinson.
Suddenly, the appeal of paying well over the odds to see waxworks becomes clear. Many tourist attractions give you insight, or the wow factor, but few make you laugh quite so hard???
Entry to Louis Tussaud’s in Niagara Falls costs $C13.99 ($A13.72). Sufficient alcohol to find it enjoyable is not included in the price. See ripleys苏州夜总会招聘/niagarafalls/wax.
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